Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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