So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
