Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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