Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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