conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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