how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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