I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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