If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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