when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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