what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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