Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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