It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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