U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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