Can i not drive my cunt home
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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