no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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