I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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