So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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