Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
