Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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