i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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