Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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