I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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