But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
