You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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