yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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