Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
my liver is dry heaving
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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