is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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