No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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