but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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