omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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