Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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