so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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