I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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