Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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