The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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