I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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