This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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