Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
