Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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