dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I'm jealous of your bromance
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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