Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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