my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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