We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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