im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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