How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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