just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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