He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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