pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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