She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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