i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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