I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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