okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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