So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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