He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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