pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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